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NIPPLE LIGHT

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.
"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier

"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln
by Rent a car place January 31, 2019
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The Nipple Man

The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.

He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.

join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.

all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?

Person 1: same really
by No Worries Cuz Im A Torsk November 2, 2019
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Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks
by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018
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Nipples are chafing

When your tits are hard or pointy
My nipples are chafing cause it's so cold
by King Kong Penis February 16, 2015
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mr. crumb nipples

a guy with little nipples that look like crumbs.
mr. crumb nipples your titties are smaller than this crumb of bread.
by helloguy1 November 27, 2020
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Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.
"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"
by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017
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lick the nipple

Taking an example to an extreme. Milking it.
Let's lick the nipple and figure out the worst possible situation.
by SatoriPlus August 28, 2017
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