Chode

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

by Podo August 11, 2018

Chode

A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.

“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Chode Goblin

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.

Hey Mr.Nips you look like a Chode Goblin.

by the marker box April 3, 2019

Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.

E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night’

by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018

Chode Butter

the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.

Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?

Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.

by pablopooop January 8, 2016

Chode

A penis wider than long.
person 1: I heard Charlie has a chode.
person 2: da fuq is a chode?
person 1: a small dick!
person 2: ohhhhhh that explains alot

-_-chode-_-

by your dentist November 12, 2018

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Brandon Hellyer has a chode of a penis.

by Bigfoot84 August 22, 2018