Shit-Muncher

Everyday common folk i.e Bottom feeders

Back in the Middle Ages, impoverished townsfolk; whom the King had absolutely no interest nor sympathy for, would have to survive by eating dung and dung only because of their lack of monies. Hence the name "Shit-Munchers".

Royal Advisor - "Oh Almighty King, what shalt we do about thy lack of monies?"

King "Tax the shit-munchers mofucky"

by Clemperstein January 17, 2011

Shit for brains

A shit for brains is usually heavily retarded, or this is this a gross understatement? My 40 year old sister thinks that electric cookers run off gas and she doesn't have a clue how much anything is at Poundland. She isn't just thick, she has shit for brains. Fancy calling your kids Skip? Toad? Soil? and Dildo? Fucking stupid shit for brains bitch Notwithstanding, she has very recently learnt to write her own name. Need I say more? She's a shit for brains. She's an ass wipe. She's a lude crude rude bag of pre chewed food, dude. She has the only house that you are more likely to slip on a turd inside, than outside in the street. Shit for brains also live in shit and furthermore never clean the toilet.

A shit for brains live in a smashed up stone henge's of a house, complete with boarded windows and big black and white checks up the walls. Gone is the stone furniture, gone is the scabies. She is a shit for brains along with her brand new silver woodwork and a purple wall. Shit for brains totally fucking ruin houses, no shit. Shit for brains live off Pot noodle, Frozen pizza, done in microwaves, check that grease and get pissed every day on anything remotely alcoholic. Shit for brains go out with or marry guys called Andy, who are also well and truly SHIT FOR BRAINS!

by Freddy fingers 45 October 10, 2012

Shit Person

The term "Shit Person" derives from Australia and is used by a man/woman to express the great dislike of another man/woman without focussing on the qualities they find so undesirable. They just don't like this person because they are, in essence, shit.

"Hey Bob..."
"Yes Bill?"
"I slept with your girlfriend last night."
"What? You're just a fuckin shit person."
"Hmm, harsh but true."

by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006

Shit mix

Mixing different alcoholic drinks together, making one large mystery drink. Usually tastes horrible, and ends up with person who drinks being very sick and having the WORST hangover, especially if gin is involved.

P1: Did you hear Lilah got alcohol poisoning off a shit mix of gin and vodka?
P2: Yeah, I heard there was tequila in it to
P1: Oooh that would taste like ass!

by Ivanna Suck September 3, 2006

shit lover

a person who loves shit

Man, that guy is such a shit lover.

by James nathaniel May 22, 2008

shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 6, 2003

shit crystals

When someone rips ass, the tiny molecules that fill the air that make the area stink. these tiny crystals that cannot be seen by human eye hold the smell of shit

Common jake why the fuck you have to fart now all your shit crystals are floating around the room

by fwdaddiction January 18, 2008