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School Rule One 

School rule one, don't tell your teacher that you're going to cheat on your test.
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Penis Rule 

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.
Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
Penis Rule by riga1tony May 27, 2009

3 day rule 

a clause in the bro code that actually consists of many subdivisions, as seen below.

For a girl that is a
9-10-you must wait 4 days before calling them.
8-9 - 3-4 days
7-8 - 3 days(most girls fall into this category hence the name)
6-7 - 2 days
5-6 - 1 day(if you call at all)
5 and below - no call at all. period.
broski: YO! i met this totally hot chick at the bar!
broseph: how hot?
broski: like a 8.5?
broseph: thats 4 days man, honnor the code.
broski: i was gonna say 3, but i guess 4 would make her feel special.
broseph: thats the intent of the 3 day rule man.
3 day rule by cmxx05 January 13, 2010

Right Earring Rule 

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side
Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

20 minute rule 

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.
Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."
20 minute rule by Raab70 December 17, 2008

Ja Rule Hater 

1.One who has the common sense not to like wankster rap, and hip-hop with pop singers in it.
2. Someone who knows what a real murdereris, and knows that it does not include short midgets that sing with pop stars, and rely on Irv Gotti for excessive amounts of extacy pills.
Eminem and 50 cent are ja rule haters. They make real rap, and know real rap when they see it.
Ja Rule Hater by rebel_guy August 11, 2004