a set of rules that a bro must live by, that when broken, result in a series of consequences, ranging from paying for drinks for a night all the way to loss of permanent shotgun status.
#1 - bros before hoes
#2 - whether or not a bro cares about sports, a bro cares about sports
#56 - a bro in a relationship will always wing for a single bro
#69 - duh
#83 - a bro will never ask for directions when traveling with an excess of 3 people in the car.
HONOR THE BRO CODE!
a clause in the bro code that actually consists of many subdivisions, as seen below.
For a girl that is a
9-10-you must wait 4 days before calling them.
8-9 - 3-4 days
7-8 - 3 days(most girls fall into this category hence the name)
6-7 - 2 days
5-6 - 1 day(if you call at all)
5 and below - no call at all. period.
broski: YO! i met this totally hot chick at the bar!
broseph: how hot?
broski: like a 8.5?
broseph: thats 4 days man, honnor the code.
broski: i was gonna say 3, but i guess 4 would make her feel special.
broseph: thats the intent of the 3 day rule man.
the best game ever. hands down.
its just amazing. oblivion made me want to play a game that made me feel like a nerd. i will buy any game bethesda produces, solely because of how awesome this game was.
a woman, who although gets a bad rep from all the other jealous women in the world, has a great voice and can dance like a god.
woman #1: that fergie is such a skank
woman #2: it should be illegal to be as skanky as fergie.
man #1: idk, i heard her sing with some guns n roses members at slash's birthday party and she was actually really good.
woman #1: YOU JUST LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE SHAKES HER ASS AND IS PRETTY!
woman #2: gosh, such a typical man.
man #1: Jesus Christ, look it up on youtube.