Punk panther

Why would a pink panther need a washing machine?

Geoffrey: Oh! Look at that pink panther!
Winifred: No way. That’s a punk panther because she is licking herself.

by Love-fi December 1, 2025

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025

Calimero punk

A subgenre of egg punk that is filled with references to the Italian cartoon series "Calimero". Picture a punkier version of Devo, but with eggshell helmets instead of energy domes and the overall attitude and behaviour of the cute black Italian chick.

Customer: Do you have any egg punk albums?
Record store cashier: Indeed, we do.
Customer: Do you have any Calimero punk albums?
Record store cashier: I don't think a genre like that exists.

by OhNo S. January 19, 2025

Calimero punk

Calimero punk or Cali-punk is a fake subgenre of the Devo inspired genre of punk rock called "egg punk" mixed with the references and attitude of the Italian cartoon series "Calimero", whom the titular character wears an eggshell for a hat. Hence the name of the genre.

In Italy, Egg punk is called "Calimero punk".

by OhNo S. January 20, 2025

Punk violence

Something being punk violence

That is so punk violence

by 18hls3 March 8, 2025

Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.

At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.

by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024

punk

Punk is a smoldering stick, used to light fuses on fireworks. They are made out of bamboo and a brown substance usually compressed sawdust. Punks often resemble sticks of incense.

Light my punk, it’s the 4th of July!

by bas1563 July 3, 2024