Rabbit punch

a quick little punch

That thug rabbit punched his boss and ran away because he decided that he would do better as a lone wolf than in a gang.

by Light Joker October 13, 2004

port richey punch

"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.

Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.

by rachel raye January 19, 2008

sucker punch

1) A drink that has been defecated in, urinated in and/or spat in.

2)A bad tasting drink prepared for crappy school dances.

you drank the sucker punch? you sick!

by Jose B September 13, 2006

Emotional Punching Bag

When you let another person, typically the person you like/love, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.)

e.g: Mushu would like to be Luna’s emotional punching bag. Luna is going to accept this and have herself a super cool emotional punching bag 😬

by Luna’s Mushu September 28, 2019

punch out a nugget

To hold in a shit for as long as possible to build up pressure then excrete it out with maximum force.

Fuck me i need to punch out a nugget, i've been hanging all day.

by Bam Candee January 23, 2005

hat-in-da-punch

to ruin the moment or event

my mother walked in the party and put her hat-in-da-punch

by petitjermaine October 10, 2012

Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009