Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.

When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.

by Silky mane July 2, 2020

LeBron Jizz

When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!

Did you hear about the Lebron Jizz fortnite event? Mr Beast was in attendance.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Fortnite Jizz Fizz

When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.

Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo

Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.

by SteveHarvey7 March 15, 2024

Jungle Jizz

When more than one person gives a cums in a persons mouth and there is one person who urinates.

At the end of the orgy the three dudes performed a jungle jizz on the lucky woman laying on her back, and mouth open. The balance of urine and semen made her barely realize what she was swallowing.

by Pinkpopper August 23, 2023

Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head

Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars

by Wrestle Mania June 8, 2011

Jizz bomber

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids

Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.

Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!

by PeteyPaplo March 1, 2023