jizz jiggler

Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.

Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.

by EllaPrincessFantasica March 18, 2014

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

aw jizz

When a Nathan farts during anal sex …!!!

Aw jizz? What a nate

by Zestygamer101”Nathanielrobrob” October 16, 2022

Jizz Juggler

Noun, singular
A female who substitutes her husband for another man during her man's terminal illness or coma.

That girl AlexFaith was a Jizz Juggler while her husband fought cancer.

by Shaped like Big Bird June 5, 2025

Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.

I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.

by james danko January 20, 2022

Jizz Chasm

Dirty nickname for Yankees second baseman Jazz Chisholm Jr., who also has played games at third base and centerfield in his career

Jizz Chasm had a pathetic performance in the 2025 MLB Home Run Derby, hitting only three home runs, easily the lowest of every participant, with each of the others hitting 15 or more home runs in the first round, with Junior Caminero and Oneil Cruz being tied for the most in the first round with 21, while Byron Buxton hit 20, Cal Raleigh, the first catcher to win the home run derby and Brent Rooker, both hit 17 in the first round, James Wood hit 16 and Matt Olson, who replaced Ronald Acuna Jr. in the Home Run Derby lineup hit 15.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2025

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009