The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.
by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009
Get the Sad Cowmug. A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
Get the ditch cowmug. my brother's girlfriend is a cow.
by i pee on my sister June 9, 2018
Get the cowmug. by Kazrat March 18, 2022
Get the Cow Tippingmug. 
Definition: A heavyset nipple protruding, extremely angry woman who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way or to prevent her from exacting revenge.
This vicious, angry woman took out six cops, two pit bulls and a cracked out skid to exact revenge on a 7-Eleven or store owner who cheated her out of $.60 because she chose the wrong flavour of Doritos. An onlooker said “What a Battle cow!”
by anonymous October 22, 2023
Get the Battle Cowmug.