“Hey Jose, wanna go juning with me?”, “no thanks Tonja, I’m doing confirmations, ask B-Ryan instead.”
by CeeJayNobi February 7, 2019

by Ariiii😭🙏🏾 November 24, 2023

National Cruz Day
A special day for a special person named Cruz. He usually gives the best advice, Is super racist, short, and pretty awesome. Even if he doesn’t think so, he’s obviously better.
A special day for a special person named Cruz. He usually gives the best advice, Is super racist, short, and pretty awesome. Even if he doesn’t think so, he’s obviously better.
by Penisplunger4000 June 25, 2022

i was born on june 25th. but that’s also the day Michael Jackson died. sad right? i don’t really care but some do so i’m just adding this because i can
some guy: hey bro it’s june 25th. i’m sad bc that’s when michal jackson died.
me: that’s also my birthday bro. did you not remember again?
me: that’s also my birthday bro. did you not remember again?
by ariafr February 17, 2023

1:it’s June 1st so, will you go out with me?
2:yes!(done)/no sorry I don’t like you that way:(
1:*kiss on cheek*
2:yes!(done)/no sorry I don’t like you that way:(
1:*kiss on cheek*
by Oreoflakez May 31, 2022

by feliciathegoat2008 June 18, 2025
