macina hot damn

The definition of Martin is hot

Macina hot damn

by dindunuthinh May 28, 2017

Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

Machine gun

a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.

yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun

by Zach16 October 26, 2017

macking all over

wildly intense make out session.

dude i was totally macking all over Lily last night. so wild.

by littlebug November 6, 2017

machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".

Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"

by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018