May 1st 

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

May 1st by daystoday April 30, 2022

May 1st 

National Cuddle your gf/bf day.

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.

May 1st by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022

May 1st 

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

May 1st by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022

May 2nd 

When u get grab ur girl ass or (single boys only) any girls .✅🤤

It’s May 2nd I’m finna go grab sum ahh 🤣🤡

May 2nd by TBS_King🥱💨⛽️ May 1, 2022

may 3rd 

curtis appreciation day, (also known as lemonfatherr, lemonfatherrr and lemonfather.) this is a good day where everyone will beat another person with a rolling pin in honour of curtis appreciation day

dude: did you know its may 3rd?
dude 2: oh fuck

may 3rd by lemonfather May 1, 2022

may 3rd 

curtis appreciation day, beat each other with rolling pins

dude; may 3rd
dude 2; no pls

may 3rd by lemonfather May 1, 2022

May 1st 

it's Max's birthday 😁

guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that

guy1: it's Max's birthday

May 1st by qwerty002 May 1, 2022