John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

John Dece

"John Dece" a common slang saying in the UK to describe when something/someone is Decent.

Conor: last night was deeecent

Cory: yeah it was John dece brev

by CJM96 October 22, 2016

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

John lennon

the dummy thick beetle that was actually a pimp but shot by the gangsta harry duffy

john lennon is thicc

by hasbulladagoat426 August 1, 2022

John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

john sutter

The guy who likes to dress up as a furry and slaugter everyone in a city. He also tends to fix Wewoo's broken server.

Person 1: John Sutter is on again.
Person 2: oh no.

by ButteredBeans October 9, 2018

John's glue

Semen

I've never made so much John's glue in my life

by Eyalt January 22, 2022