Michael Jackson

A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Jackson Blinman

A chill nonchalant sigma thats 7ft 2 black and has MASSIVE dreadlocks. He has a ten pack and bulging biceps. His cock his larger than an amazon box and hes into black trans women.

The boy got raped in the ass by Daniel Lu like how Jackson Blinman raped Rafael Zaslavsky beyond recognition and recovery.

by EricZengGlazeMaster3000 March 11, 2025

Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022

Jackson Goodwin

Miserable get

Jackson Goodwin is so dull and boring, and ugly

by JacksonGoodwinsMother September 25, 2022

River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.

That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"

by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021

A Jackson

The act of detaining a High Command officer within the IRF and almost losing your job as a Military Police Officer.

"Hey, don't pull off a Jackson!"

by Your average IRF servant March 28, 2024

Alex Jackson

Alex Jackson is a badass that feeds on the souls of others. He is a demon from way back to 670 B.C . He is from Japan and he is the inspiration for genji (Overwatch)

“Hey John, ever heard of Alex Jackson? “
“No”
“Me neither”

by Jax7 Jax7 Jax7 December 28, 2017