1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.
by DiamondSerpant April 6, 2007
Get the jack black mug.A street gang created in the suburbs of Chicago. All they did was rob drug dealers. It is said they have stolen over $600,000 of drugs and drug money. After making hundreds of enemies from all different fractions of opposing gangs, they decided it would be more profitable to sell drugs rather than steal them. They held on to the name Jack Boys so that people knew not to fuck with them. They ran under the five point star but had affiliations with the Conservative Vice Lords and the Gangster Disciples. Eventually the 3 leaders of the Jack Boys all got sent to jail. The remaining members fell off because of lack of leadership and little money coming in. The Leaders Stay loyal to their nation to this day, even though they have done years in jails and prisons.
Drug Dealer 1: Hey those Jack Boys tryin to sell me some work? i know they rob niggas
Drug Dealer 2: Naw nigga they in the sellin business now
Drug Dealer 2: Naw nigga they in the sellin business now
by NationBusiness September 2, 2010
Get the Jack Boys mug.Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.
by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004
Get the jacking off mug.Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.
Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.
These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.
Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish
Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.
These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.
Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish
by GurpNode April 20, 2010
Get the Jack Mission mug.When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 May 8, 2011
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