ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki February 23, 2014

Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 06, 2017

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery August 14, 2013

Thug ass

When a guy has a humongous, juicy, ass that can be easily entered for gay sex

A: Cody has some serious thug ass!”
B: “I know dude he can shake that shit”

by Edward Newgate March 08, 2023

Ass Boi

A person who goes around talking some ass, talking some shit. Similar to a motherbic.

"Ass Boi, you cum in ma shawp, talkin sum ass, talkin shit. OHHHH SHIT."

"Our friend Christian is such an Ass Boy."

by Muthabic Ass Boi January 20, 2015

ass hives

When someone puts honey in your asshole and licks it like a bee pollinates a flower

I gave Jennifer ass hives last night

by Asshiver April 25, 2016