The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Typically owned when you're about to replace your old cellphone, this kind of phone is the smartphone that you "taste" for a short period of time (e.g. a month) before moving onto a better smartphone.
I picked up a burner phone while waiting to upgrade; it’s like a trial run for my next smartphone, but I can’t wait to get something better!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.
by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

by Torin Vlietstra January 17, 2008

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
by Burnsssss March 5, 2009

when someone is lookin over your shoulder , reading your shit, and lookin at your phone when there not asked to!
by LR<3 March 12, 2018
