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Crotch Pocket

The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.
I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!
by Megan P. March 29, 2009
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Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.
*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:
by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011
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Pocket fart

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.
Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.
by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018
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pocket perv

My nickname for my dick, because it likes kinky shit. I also call it "Marvin" or "John Cena."
My pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!
by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009
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Hot Pocket

Why don't you bend over so I can see your Hot Pocket?
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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Italian Hot Pocket

There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;

1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.

2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.

3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.

4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
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georgia hot pocket

the birthing of a child (human or other) into the vagina of another woman (human or other).
i scissored that bitch so hard she almost gave me a georgia hot pocket
by yourmommastitties October 11, 2008
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