cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

by Bode H January 03, 2008

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

cock-block

when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time

Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks

Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine

Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!

by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 02, 2008

Cock-Block-Sucker

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.

I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.

by gynxed April 15, 2011

Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

by pinkberryy August 17, 2020

[Herbie Hancock-blocked]

Being distracted by someone so much that you cant remember a Herbie Hancock reference you were about to say...as evidenced on an episode of the cleveland show.

Man 1:Remember that-that,damn it i forgot!
Man 2:How did you forget that fast?!
Man 1:You Herbie Hancock-blocked me!

by Zilchoboy October 19, 2009

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damp that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016