polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Damien the Goat

The best furry youtuber. The cutest goat! You should sub to him on youtube, he would really like that OwO

Damien The Goat is the best youtuber, and is very cute.

by CloverDaWusky October 15, 2020

Stinky Goat

When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.

My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinky goat.

by Gary Giveittoya October 16, 2020

Mountain Goat

A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.

Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.

by ballsmahony January 5, 2013

true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

goat chicken

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard

Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken

by Milkchicken October 9, 2013