Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

Monster Gas

Noun: term referring to nitrous, galaxy gas, or whippets

Bro you got the monster gas I’m tryna get wicked

by Ulysses March 25, 2025

Gas the Bishop

When spooning a beautiful lady she farts on your manhood.

Oh, Chloe! You’ve blown the head off my dick! Why did you gas the bishop? Not my idea of a winter warmer

by Voldepork November 30, 2024

Gas Station

See: Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia is the largest gas station in the world.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Bulking Gas

When one starts their bulking cycle, typically the higher caloric intake (and often, a high fiber intake) leads to greatly increased release of gas, often with potent fragrance.

Rob decided to get back on his bulk around the winter time. As he wolfed down another cup of oats, he felt his belly rumble and churn loudly and strongly. It wouldn’t be long until the Bulking Gas set in he thought grimly.

by health&wellness54 September 24, 2020

cutting the gas

To choke yourself/partner during intercourse or masturbation or intentionally restrict the oxygen to the brain for pleasure

"She's a proper little dirty. Into getting her gas cut" "when we fuck how about cutting the gas?"

by staceysays January 31, 2015