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Fat Ladied

To show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. A term used by English speaking ex-pats living in Venice, Italy. The term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of Venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.
Mel was so Fat Ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn't slept last night!
Fat Ladied by Italian Nick November 14, 2011
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One who has excessively large buckets, jugs, melons, fun bags, kahunas, knockers, pilows, or commonly know as "tits" or "taties" in spanish
Brett: Holly shit Joe! Look at Dianes fat cans!

Joe: Damn were gonna need a can opener.
Brett: Might need to use the table mount opener.
Fat Cans by Scumbaggg November 25, 2013
a giant rave where people go to have fun, smoke some weed, and listen to loud ass music with a shit ton of bass. its usually pretty insane, and is giant!
"Yo Bro, I just went to a FAT RAGER, it was so dope, so many people were there and the music was amazing!"
fat rager by PARTY EXPERT October 17, 2014

Fat Aggression 

When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world
"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"

"Nah...he just has fat aggression"

Fat-trapping 

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.
Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!
Fat-trapping by Mappsofcambridge September 10, 2016

fat cloud 

A thick puff of smoke that appears “fat”.
John blew a fat cloud into his dogs ear.
fat cloud by Dildosaurus Rex February 4, 2018