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choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.
You have choded feet!
Wide and short.
by sunny57 September 3, 2009
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
mugGet the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug.

Bullit Chode

A fat man that is fater than they are taller
hey, liam you bullit chode!!
by DiRtY HaRrY DaRtFoRd May 8, 2008
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Chode Goblin

A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.
by the marker box April 3, 2019
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Chode

Someone who’s brain is smaller than bigger.
Why did you fuck my mom? You chode!!!!!
by Haha7272727 December 19, 2021
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Brandon Hellyer has a chode of a penis.
by Bigfoot84 August 22, 2018
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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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