Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"

That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020

Chode

A short fat penis

Juan has a chode. A short hmfat penis

by Juan is gay October 5, 2019

Sigma Chode

A true name for a smaller penis

Person 1: Look at that micro penis
Person 2: Its not a micro penis, its a Sigma Chode

by TJPower June 13, 2024

Chode Island

Another name for Rhode Island

That duesch bag is probably from Chode Island

by CountZavo May 13, 2025

Pogo Chode

When you chop off your legs and move around by bouncing on your penis like a pogo stick.

I need to get to my terminal fast, I'm going to cut off my legs and hop on my Pogo Chode over to my plane.

by Paul Petrol September 19, 2024

Chode

A word used to describe Dundee City Council’s Clerk of Works

Paul, the clerk of works, is a chode

by JohnWayneBuilders April 29, 2019