Ruby Birthday

A Ruby Birthday is when you are the same age as the time you were born.

Birthday Boy“I was born at 2:21 PM and I’m 21 today, therefore its my Ruby Birthday”

Particularly annoyed person “Piss off nerd.”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

Scottish Birthday

When Troopy gets old

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit

by abitdodgey August 15, 2023

16th birthday

This means that you are now able to drive legally and you’re able to get a job now. And you will probably get your first car. You’re only 2 years away from adulthood, which seems far, but yet so close!

“Hey man, my 16th birthday is coming up”!
“Dang, 16? You’re almost an adult”!

by TEEGUY August 19, 2024

dame bicth you live like this

to point out a mess of a house

dame bicth you live like this

by deez 123 October 3, 2023

Stav (birthday)

Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳

random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."

Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳

by 7wow October 4, 2023

gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023