When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

by That_one_canadian December 14, 2020

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017
