Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
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A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.
WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.
by kkksupreme June 18, 2019
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Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.
Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018
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canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.
Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.
by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024
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Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.
by Pillsdb December 6, 2016
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Canadian

Hey did you know Bob is Canadian
by That_one_canadian December 14, 2020
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Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017
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