waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011

ayo man grab me that waffle crisp

by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022

Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.

I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle

by Kazow420 July 6, 2023

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019

Waffle Stompers

A member of a tightly knit group of disc golf friends known for stomping through rough terrain, waffle-patterned shoe prints, and relentless pursuit of birdies.

The Waffle Stompers hit the course at 7 a.m.—coffee in one hand, putter in the other.

by wafflestompers June 24, 2025

Waffle Formation

Batter forming the shape of a waffle.

Yo man, I ate that batter as soon as it made a waffle formation.

by Da Waffleman June 22, 2009

blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

by wazirzakir July 12, 2016