Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 02, 2024

Uncle Fluffy

Uncle Fluffy is a good guy. Everyone like him. Nobody wants him to come to the party or group activity because he I'll make it extremely difficult and just suck.

Mark: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda.
Jeff: Who is Uncle fluffy?
Mark: David, David is Uncle Fluffy...
Jeff: Uncle Fluffy makes me a sad panda too...

by Vardenium July 16, 2016

uncle fluffy

A sexy hairy man who is very furry. He loves rock and roll and plays guitar. He has a pet camel named stinky. "Uncle fluffy is love, uncle fluffy is life.

uncle fluffy is very sexy and hairy.

by the daddy duck October 27, 2017

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

by Ekker July 29, 2022

Uncle Pector

This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.

Steven was reinacting Uncle Pector on his Wednesday ritual.

by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 09, 2021