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Draining The Turkey

The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."

(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011
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Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011
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dumpster turkey

A phrase Manisha thought was cool in high school, but turns out was only in her head. It was intended to mean slut or cum dumpster.
look at that girl, she is such a dumpster turkey.
by Hells Bells Nels October 11, 2011
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roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011
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Talking to the turkey

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.
by Nullos November 11, 2011
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Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.
Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.
by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011
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