The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.
by Crack Maniac March 2, 2020
Get the crack breakmug. Joe: lets play mariokart!
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.
Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.
Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?
by mrganja September 15, 2010
Get the buhda breakmug. A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.
Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!
Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!
Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!
by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024
Get the Breaking Badmug. A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017
Get the kitty breakmug. by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022
Get the something that breaks your handmug. A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the I don't make the rules; I just break 'emmug.