Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

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reverse paradox anal train

an accumulation of many people of every race all connected anally like a big ass train

-Aw dude, we got super drunk at my grandmas funeral and it ended up with a big reverse paradox anal train

-Damn! Wish I was there.

by gay paradox December 24, 2018

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Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.

When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

by NotARobot22 February 9, 2017

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louisiana doo doo train

A Louisiana doo doo train is when a person eats a big rack of bbq ribs then poops into someone elses butt, then that person poops on the first persons chest.

Its like 2 girls 1 cup but without vomit and you poop in to the persons butthole then get all that poop on your chest thus making it into the Louisiana doo doo train.

by Jamaal "blackhole" blackman December 9, 2013

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Alaskin Doo Doo Train

The act of taking multiple partners into the snow in a single file line (girl, boy, girl , boy etc.) and the bros fuck the bitches in the rectum while the bitches finger the bros rectums and walk around like a train.

Eric: Have you ever seen Human Centipede?
Curtis: No, I heard its fucked up.
Eric: Yeah, this guy soes these peoples mouths to other peoples asses.
Curtis: Oh! kinda like an Alaskin Doo Doo Train except instead of ass to mouth its dick to ass and finger to ass.
Eric: Yeah!

by 2J[PMT] November 29, 2011

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