The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012

angry pepper

When you rub your penis down with habanero pepper sauce (wear a condom) and bang doggy style holding on tight.

I gave my girl an angry pepper 🌶️ last night and she is still on fire 🔥!

by anonymous September 11, 2023

angry blopper

A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.

It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!

by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 10, 2023

angry nan

When someone cums on someones face so much that there face wrinkles

You can tell shes a whore, she looks like an angry nan

by The dog that is a weird colour May 15, 2016

Angry german boy

Eren Jaeger is an angry german boy from aot

Fangirl: omg I love my angry german boy (uwu's intensifys)

by Levi Ackerman tho February 26, 2020