Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.

When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

by NotARobot22 February 9, 2017

Frickity frack on a train track

When you get really mad but you’re in school so you can’t swear

You’re a frickity frack on a train track

by Jodapotato March 29, 2023

McDonalds eCDP training game

a now found Mcdonalds DS game that has a killer soundtrack

Guy 1: did you see that new Nick Robinson video of the McDonalds eCDP training game?
Guy 2: yeah, I can't believe it took over 10 years to just get out of that title screen. Can't wait to emulate it on my DS!

by RockTundra December 9, 2020

Alaskin Doo Doo Train

The act of taking multiple partners into the snow in a single file line (girl, boy, girl , boy etc.) and the bros fuck the bitches in the rectum while the bitches finger the bros rectums and walk around like a train.

Eric: Have you ever seen Human Centipede?
Curtis: No, I heard its fucked up.
Eric: Yeah, this guy soes these peoples mouths to other peoples asses.
Curtis: Oh! kinda like an Alaskin Doo Doo Train except instead of ass to mouth its dick to ass and finger to ass.
Eric: Yeah!

by 2J[PMT] November 29, 2011

triple H stoner train

when you're really stoned and you're happy,hungry,and horny

nice,i'm on the triple H stoner train

by i_found_nimo June 12, 2010

Run A Train On Me

When sexual partners use a strap-on of over 14in in both anal or vaginal penetration.

Run A Train On Me, she said is I picked up the monster of a strap-on

by No.52 October 2, 2016