Chinatown Surprise

A sexually deviant act where an Asian female squirts on a recipient, but instead of squirt, it is duck sauce. The duck sauce squirt is then collected in to a ceremonial porcelain saucer where all participants dip chicken fingers and those Chinese bread rolls (you know which ones I'm talking about) to reinvigorate them after a long coitus session.

"I hope my never finds out about the Chinatown Surprise I received at my bachelor party in Vegas."
"I give you Chinatown Surprise for twenty fie Dorrah!"

by Ray Daley April 12, 2016

pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.

that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.

by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007

Driscoll Surprise

Man this kid is queer.

Ya he is pretty queer.

by banks aka hot n tasty March 2, 2005

Surprisex

When someone comes to your home to surprise you with sex

I was sitting at my house and michelle surprisex me

by boston boy March 8, 2011

Tinder Surprise

When you get a message on tinder and it's a dick pic

"I was on tinder last night when I got a little tinder surprise by some creep called Melvin!"

by Iliketoeatrawpotato March 16, 2016

To My Surprise

An alternative Side project of Shawn (percussionist of Slipknot) which is on Roadrunner Records just like Slipknot. Shawn is the drummer.

Joe: "Hey Tom did you hear Shawn has got a new band called To My Surprise".

Tom: "Meh..not my style in music."

by Whittemore April 26, 2005

sunday suprise

Sex involving whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino, and/or ice cream.

Guy #1-I got the sunday suprise last weekend Sara put whipped cream and chocolate syrup on her boobs!!!
Guy #2-Oh man! The sunday suprise? Awesome!

by pwn3r July 22, 2008