bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
by cuntcakes March 20, 2007
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Puppersnoot Surprise

When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
by Cold Brew May 21, 2024
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surprise sprinkle

n- that extra bit of urine that comes out after one has thouhgt they were done peeing.Usually solved by "jiggling" (usually happens with males)
person 1: aww damn, it looks like i pissed myself due to surprise sprinkle
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude
by wonderbread257 April 16, 2011
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LOL Surprise

I’m gonna buy a LOL surprise doll
by Lol omg fan December 22, 2020
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Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.
by Seantc16 August 12, 2017
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Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
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Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”
by SickBoySprunt May 06, 2021
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