Trotsky's suicide 

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.

- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"

Trotsky's suicide by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021

wilbur in a suit 

a amazing, kind best friend who you can trust. she is very pretty and has nice hair. she is also very smart and knows about every dream smp joke you can think of. she is such a good best freind. pssst, her real name is taylor gardener.

Person one: you are such a wilbur in a suit!
Person two: you mean taylor? awe thanks!

wilbur in a suit by urlocalretard October 21, 2021

Third-degree suicide 

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

Third-degree suicide by anonymous November 25, 2021

The Clinton Suicide 

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

The Clinton Suicide by Apprefo December 9, 2021

Peter Pan Suicide 

Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress

commit peter pan suicide

Peter Pan Suicide by nori.1811 December 20, 2021

passive aggressive suicide 

Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.

Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.

passive aggressive suicide by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2022

I am not suicidal 

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

I am not suicidal by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022