The Stupid! It Burns! 

A phrase used to describe the sensation one feels when exposed to a highly contagious condition rampant in the general public--The Stupid. The Stupid can be readily identified through illogical acts, writings, or profuse verbal diarrhea. Listening to politicians and celebrities increases one's risk for exposure to The Stupid. The exclamation may be accompanied by the overwhelming urge to facepalm.

Sarah Palin: **insert any sound bite**
College Graduate: "The Stupid! It burns!"

The Stupid! It Burns! by CrazyChicken January 22, 2010

so stupid 

People who think the definitions on here are real.

Lucy is so stupid she asked for a strawberry shortcake last night

so stupid by Condescending One May 23, 2016

dummy stupid

The expression you use when saying stupid isn't enough, but you don't wanna call them the "R" word.

Damn marc you dummy stupid for that. Smhing my head.

dummy stupid by Some dude who owns a meme page September 10, 2018

sucked stupid

When a man has had his mind altered to the benefit of a woman via oral copulation of the his genitalia. A female's method of financial, social and/or environmental survival. When a man, figuratively, has his brains sucked though his penis.

Bob knew better but, he hadn't been laid in months. So, he co-signed for her car after he was SUCKED STUPID by this hot blonde.

sucked stupid by FireSloth August 3, 2011

Sandusky Stupid 

Multipurpose word for when anyone from the state of Ohio does anything incorrectly or just downright stupid. Usually followed by the perpetrator of this heinous act exclaiming, "Y'all let me be".

Tourist: They loved me at Mekelburgs !

Random person : They only tolerated you until you got all Sandusky Stupid on us and took off your shoes:
Tourist: Inlost my shoes soon afterwards.
Random person: Did you ever think to tie your shoes to your feet?
Tourist: Y'all let me be!

Tourist: I can't wait for College football! You know that Ohio State has the largest football stadium in the United States?
Random person : What about Michigan or Penn State Marv?
Tourist: That's ok... The Cleveland Indians are the best team in the MLB,
Random person: What about the Astros, Dodgers, Rockies, Nationals & Red Sox?
Tourist: I don't really follow baseball
Random person: You just brought Sandusky Stupid down to another level.
Tourist: Y'all let me be!

Sandusky Stupid by Peloncito August 12, 2017

born again stupid 

Someone who is born with intelligence, receives an education and thinks logically, only to give up educated and intelligent thinking, logic and even self discovery for stupid thinking, ignorantly living without any thought or understanding of consequences or, alternatively, blindly following an organization, crowd or individual(s).

A person who is born again stupid is someone who stops being open-minded and tolerant then becomes a conservative. Someone who once listened to a broad range of ideas but now blindly follows the rhetoric and leader(s) in a neo-conservative group, refusing to listen to facts and logic.

born again stupid by lovesmyway April 14, 2010

rihanna-stupid 

someone who is so stupid that even after her boyfriend beats the shit out of her, she takes him back

Rihanna is rihanna-stupid.

rihanna-stupid by Al-star March 10, 2009