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Glenbrook South 

A high school that resides in Glenview, Illinois. Rivals of it are Glenbrook North Spartans and Loyola Ramblers. The mascot of the school is Tommy the Titan. Glenbrook South honestly has some utterly horrible sports teams besides swimming, track, and lax. Lax bros are not uncommon.

Kids are very diverse..there's a club for EVERYTHING. You see crazy looking kids and almost everyone is accepted. But you would be lucky to spot a black kid...there is probably a grand total of 3 throughout the whole school.

There's a bunch of really smart bitches and the debate team is great or something. We can kick GBN's ass in almost everything except wrestling. Known for a Grammy-winning music program and kids are allowed to say 'fuck you' to teachers and give them the finger and no consequences would be served. Some fuck up kids smoke weed in the bathrooms. Live's good at GBS
kid 1: glenbrook south suck
kid 2: but at least it kicks glenbrook north trash.
kid 1: gotta agree.
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Go South 

To provide oral pleasure to the southern region of a woman's body.
Brother, he go south on her as much as he can. Like his tongue got that route gps mapped. That man, he got a high level of T.
Go South by John Dohh October 19, 2012

Dirty South (DJ) 

Dirty South is an Australian based, Serbian born DJ and remixer. He has been producing and remixing since his signing to Australian Vicious Vinyl records in 2005. He is an international known artist, and has done remixes of many well known songs, including "Sweet Disposition" by Temper Trap (2009), and "It's Too Late" by Evermore (2006).

Dirty South has teamed up with other acclaimed artists, releasing remixes and singles, including Laidback Luke, Tiësto, Axwell, and David Guetta.

His single "Phazing" featuring Rudy was one of the bestsellers on Beatport of 2010.
Dirty South (DJ) by 11k December 28, 2010

Millard South 

A high school in omaha nebraska. the kids are known as druggies but actualy only a select few actualy are on drugs. The #1 highschool football team in nebraska.
It got shot up jan. 05. 2011. people have it all wrong it didnt go down how you think. Ask a millard south kid and thry will tell you the real story. and they have an amazing orchestra.
kid one: what highschool in nebraska has the best football team?
kid two: millard south
Kid three: yeah they are way better than millard wast or millard north.
Kid one: okay i love Millard South

Gone south of retarded 

When something is worse than what it was prior
I've gone south of retarded after my forth bottle of Cisco
Gone south of retarded by mts666 November 12, 2009

dirty south juice 

basically sugar water. its made when you are at a restaurant and you've drank all of your beverage and they don't offer free refills. you then take your cup into the bathroom and fill it with water from the sink and mix in the sugar packets they give you for coffee. lemons can be added for extra flavor..
Josh - "man im still thirsty"

Nick - "too bad cause i aint payin for another drink"

Josh - "forget you, i'll just make some dirty south juice.."

downers grove south high school 

this is the brokest school ever with some of the most worthless people attending it. 90% of ignorant fucks in this world attend this high school and join together to form the loudest and most obnoxios noises in this world, these morons repeat this every passing period. a big part of this group of kids are african american (not being racists by any means, but i did recognize this pattern!), or well to do white kids that pretend they come from a troubled past because they too like to be loud and ignorant, these "wiggers" are mostly born with a silver spoon in thier mouth but spit it out when they get to about the jr high age. pretty much the rest of the remaining kids in the school think that they are the coolest things to walk the earth and act like thier shit doesnt think but in fact they are some of the biggest twats ive ever met in my life. in this group ive included the dumb ass "bandos" (as i like to call them) are a bunch of no talent assholes who decided that they suck at everything in life except for making outrageous noises that they think is in some sort of tune, when in fact they suck at that too. they then go on to making a band out of thier fuckin garage and think this will make them famous and make everyone love them, which just this thought makes me hate them more. LBC has been the only good band that has come from this school, thats like 1 in a gazillion, so for you fuckin bandos, give it up!there are on the other hand a hand full of people that i will say are cool people and do not fit into the other 99.9% of people. o yes, i almost forgot the sluts. a bunch of the fakest people in the world again, heavily populated in out school. trully, i dont think that i have to explain them much because all schools have them. now for the staff, some of the staff people are good and legitimate teachers and i respect them for that, i think they should have some sort of compensation for doing something good, but in a school like DGS, you cant expect them to appriciate the few good things, there too busy trying to cover up fucked up people then to recognize the good, but for you teachers, you should have self glorification for helping out the future. well let me tell you about the "other" staff members, the "others" are just twisted, for instance some offer to buy beer for thier female students if they can in return party with them. other teachers will occasionally show up at a party you are at and get wasted with you (this is due to common sibling friends) but never-the-less, this is a very awkward expirience. and last, but by no means least, there is a certain gym teacher (better known for is LUCKY coaching on the side) who thrives off of failing seniors and will at all costs avoid confrontation. im not going to put my word on it, but there are rumors that he REALLY likes some of his female students, if you catch my drift. heres some food for thought, he is married to a former student quite a bit younger then him, the strangest coinsidence happened, they started "dating" on the day of her graduation! how convienent.
Each day I spend at DGS, I am that much closer to killing myself!