Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022

Slipper slope

The slow but inevitable slide into buying and wearing crocs

Ally McCartney eventually gave in and took a short yet frantic ride down the slipper slope and bought a pair of Greggs X primark collaborated themed crocs. Now know as Ally McCrocney

by jayHayd July 26, 2022

Slapp

Term coined by California Minimal House Producer & DJ Drew Dapps.

Slapp is short for Slapper, meaning a song of great quality and undeniable originality.

Often under appreciated by the laymen, Slapps true value are recognized and shared among heads of the underground house community through playlists, mixtapes and more.

Perhaps the highest benchmark of a certified slapp are the tracks that appear in Dapps' highly esteemed skate videos.

Did you catch Lauren's set last night at Spin Nightclub? Slapps end to end for real, homie was not playin around!

by realshpealremy July 26, 2022

slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

Slappy

A weird dude named Christian.

Eww obviously slappy is a weirdo!

by shefw.ax September 3, 2022

shapper

someone who loves fapping in the shower

"I told the girl I have a crush on that the guy she likes is a Shapper, but life is such bullshit because she told me that it only made her want to suck his dick even more."

"Hurry up in there shapper! We all gotta be bathed and ready to leave by 445!"

by Savagefapper September 23, 2022