Homework Spider

A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework

Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.

by Ocean Goblin December 29, 2020

Cyber Spider

Someone who is proficient in web development

My son made this website, he’s a total cyber spider!

by rynnalex January 6, 2021

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

barkin spider

When you fart real loud around other people and tell them that was a barkin spider

Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

barkin spider

When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider

Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

despasito spider

A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.

oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot

Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls

Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡

by bwakery May 31, 2021