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Definitions by mm9019729

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.
hair spider by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

donald trump 

hey look. it's donald trump. my cat is smarter than him
donald trump by mm9019729 August 14, 2017

basic bitch 

A someone that goes and gets starbucks every day, in ugg boots and carrying louis vuitton's never-full and a fluffy white jacket with instagram makeup on and a messy bun. And someone that dreams of Channing Tatum
Do you see that basic bitch over there? Yeah, the one in the ugg boots
basic bitch by mm9019729 March 7, 2017
Mia,
A nice loving person with a glowing purple energy. Someone that can defy all the odds and someone that you can depend on, an is loyal. Mia has brown hair at the root and blonde at the tip. Mia likes to do anything she can to get things done. Mia knows the time when to joke and her jokes are priceless. You will never meet someone quite like Mia!
She is so nice, and doesn't think about herself before others. Must be a Mia!
Mia by mm9019729 March 7, 2017