All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.
by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018
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by Johnny cato September 3, 2018
Get the Retard mug.Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
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by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018
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Get the Retard mug.Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019
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