Triston Roberts

Triston (T-God) Roberts is an absolute unit of a man, he is the almighty himself graced back onto this planet. T-God has the power to will any hoe to his side with one drip of all of his ice and a glace in your direction they will be quaking. The lord is the most funny, handsome, tall, and omega. Anyone who doesn't bow down to him will perish.-Devin Ford

On your knees citizen it is the lord Triston Roberts, T-God -Devin Ford

by Devin Ford December 27, 2018

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Matty Roberts

A lil girl who chickens out at Area 51 raid; also a sellout who is afraid of government authority.

"Stop being such a Matty Roberts and go clap dem alien cheeks, they can't stop us all."

by Rubylvlup September 20, 2019

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Mark Roberts

A man of great intellect at Mulrennan Middle school, he is said to be some people’s god and others to be the next Obama he is the most respected man in this entire world.

“Do you know who mark roberts is?”

“Yeah he’s the next Obama

by Bruh moment43884828 November 15, 2019

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Have a degree from Oral Roberts

1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.

2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.

1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.

2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!

by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021

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