You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

put that back in the glove box

Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^

Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box

by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017

put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.

Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush

by Alprazo November 11, 2017

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

put swoll

To beat someone up.

To win a fight.

Man dat mane o'er der call me a bitch.
DAT PUNK MANE!! Go put swoll on dat duck ass.

by jmartin May 25, 2006

Putting 20’s on it

When someone exaggerates about something.

Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!

by 19mine80 December 9, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025