Caydens mom

A women who has lots of sex with the boys, and is very good at giving head. She can be found in the bedroom 24/7.

Guy 1: I just finished with Caydens mom, do u want a turn?
Guy 2: Yes

by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022

Roofie Mom

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenial¿) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐩 over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?

I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.

by denko12 August 31, 2018

Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

Ur mom

is Ur mom cause she is

I like ur mom

by j banks June 2, 2022

Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Your mom

The person who brought you into this god forsaken world through a ... Ummmm.... ''process''

I can't believe that your mom would do this to you

by Mourice October 19, 2019