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Mutsu Magic

When the world of warships battleship Mutsu, somehow despite all odds, manages to get good rng and land citadels / torpedos.
Me : I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
Friend : What're you gonna do?
Me : Mutsu Magic

*lands torpedos and citadels with magical accuracy*
by Gredox February 1, 2020
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magic marker

Street name for a vape, based on the shape of some of the vape models
"Can I barrow your magic marker for a sec"
"Sure thing"
Few moments later
"Thanks"
by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018
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Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
by kwaping May 22, 2016
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Maryland Magic

Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.
Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.
by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009
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Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat
Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore
by DickDurkley April 20, 2019
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magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.
Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk
by Baxterdam September 27, 2017
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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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