Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

magic wand

magic wand is a blunt of weed.

shit shawty i got this magic wand if u wanna get high

by MAGIC WAND April 23, 2018

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

Magic Fen

Magic Fen is a handsome asshole that attracts nothing but baddies

Magic Fen don’t care about what y’all name mean. He only cares about hitting the gym later

by Mac Donald James November 23, 2021