by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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He is an outgoing man and knows how to cook.
Kevin is a quiet guy but once he gets to know you, you won’t stop laughing. There is never a dull moment when Kevin is around. He has beautiful eyes which will make you want to have babies with him. He loves a woman with a big nyash.
He is an outgoing man and knows how to cook.
Kevin is a quiet guy but once he gets to know you, you won’t stop laughing. There is never a dull moment when Kevin is around. He has beautiful eyes which will make you want to have babies with him. He loves a woman with a big nyash.
by Mapaseka November 23, 2021
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by MoonxWalls February 4, 2021
Get the Kevin mug.A clinically insane person, he exists solely for the demise of others. He is a monster, a degenerate, a vile creature that stalks the darkness and feeds off the insanity of the people around him. This is the epitome of a sick bastard who will willingly run over 10 school children at 140 mph in a school zone for a smelly, dusty rapper's cum-stained burger from McDonald's. Records include intricate paintings of smear shit depicting the rise of a supposedly Eldritch god known as Khanh the Goatphukr. Blueprints for a torture mechanism known as the "Bamboo Cock and Ball Torture" have been found in the basement of his old residence, as well as the bodies of children of many different races. There have been many cases where he will commit absolutely heinous crimes and bypass them with the phrase "We do a little trolling."
However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
However, this creature has multiple shown signs of mental retardation and can be capturable with enough determination and patience. One technique theorized to neutralize the creature is known as the Lenny Discharge, where the user baits the creature to a lake: this halts the creature as it stares deep into the empty deep of the lake, the only signs of tranquility known. The user must then ready the firearm (revolver, 12 gauge, etc.) and blast this stupid motherfucker into smithereens until the face is completely recognizable.
Shut the fuck Kevin you fucking animal! You can't just run over that family of four and just call that "The Troll Method!"
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
No that isn't "the Troll Method" that's vehicular manslaughter!
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He's the total opposite of Moritz Freyaldenhoven
See this Gebi? If you would call him Kevin Hoor, it would be under HIS level. That's nearly impossible
See this Gebi? If you would call him Kevin Hoor, it would be under HIS level. That's nearly impossible
by MoritzFrey June 26, 2017
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