hook up

1. To get one's dick wet
2. Making out does not count

You: Dude, I hooked up with this chick last night.
Me: Oh yeah, what did you do?
You: We made out and cuddled.
Me: Bullshit, you didn't hook up.
You: but she shacked with me.
Me: Your dick didn't get wet, therefore you didn't hook up.

by bushandchode September 25, 2006

off the hook

An awesome sushi bar in South Lake Tahoe with unique and delicious food, great prices, and fun atmosphere.

"Where should we eat tonight?" "How about 'Off The Hook'? I love that place!"

by Chizzy July 31, 2004

off the hook

A truly outrageous party or gathering. To recieve this moniker, the experience should of transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of defintion. The happiness, love and sheer exuberance of it all should of reminded everyone in attendance the joy of what is to be alive. Off the hook is as close as we've got thus far to describe such an event. Use sparingly.

"How was your weekend Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane, completely and utterly off hook!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by OB August 24, 2005

hook it up

Support in the form of a thing or idea that is supplied by an insider to the person requesting to "hook it up"

When my brother found out that I knew some insider information that could make him money, he immidiately asked meto "hook it up".

by CK October 23, 2003

Hooke

The slang term used by some San Pasqual High students for a house. hooke = house. developed in the year 2006.

Lets go that dudes hooke and partay.

by CK aka COMPTON!!! January 12, 2007

hooker

Someone you do not know who you are extremely jealous of because they are beautiful. Only used on girls and gay men.

Look at her hair, she is such a hooker!

by Daryn Orr April 9, 2007

hoohooblaweiner

sex with your dog when you have morning wood

like when you wake up and your just like well it wont go down if i dont do somethin with it and you grab that little bitch dog and stick yo wee wee in its butt and thats hoohooblaweiner

by matt pikachu March 30, 2008