Hard Anal Dan

A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.

Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.

by A torn and broken catomite May 10, 2005

Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

by Breckul July 19, 2009

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex

1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.

by Jajoe February 10, 2010

hard disco runt

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.

You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat

by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006

Tonya Harding Option

A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding

Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.

by Guido1 March 25, 2008

Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.

Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube”

by McMilz December 6, 2021

rock hard pecks

A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.

'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'

by Boob buster June 20, 2017