by Funklore November 03, 2007
after coming back from a long trip, or summer vacation for students, and your handwriting is absolutely horrible. It takes around a week to get rid of summer hand.
Teacher: Jimmy, what the hell is this.
Jimmy: It's my essay, Mrs. Shliken
Teacher: This is ridiculous, I can't even read it.
Jimmy: Well i'm sorry Mrs. Shliken, I'm suffering from severe summer hand. I havn't written a word all summer!
Jimmy: It's my essay, Mrs. Shliken
Teacher: This is ridiculous, I can't even read it.
Jimmy: Well i'm sorry Mrs. Shliken, I'm suffering from severe summer hand. I havn't written a word all summer!
by dpwupam August 25, 2010
Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.
Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?
by Dr Psyko December 01, 2013
1) When one's hands are full of money (region dialect = money bags)
2) When one has been working in a shop as a cashier - dealing with and handing money
2) When one has been working in a shop as a cashier - dealing with and handing money
by Mr Money Hands July 16, 2005
by jrfrnk September 30, 2010
guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?
guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.
guy 1: sweet!
guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.
guy 1: sweet!
by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010
When one aggressively inserts his hands into the vaginas of two plus-sized females simultaneuosly, in a Toys 'R Us parking lot.
"Instead of buying Christmas presents for his kids this year, Chad decided to spend his money on something for himself, so he got 2 prostitutes and gave them Hulk-Hands for Christmas."
by Martian12 August 10, 2012